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Use the form below to send a message. I especially want to hear any news I can shout about for you on our What’s New? page.  

Better still, join the Robot Army and grab yourself a Portfolio here on DrawmeaRobot.com.

And if you have some Robo-Merch to sell – anything from tee-shirts to tea towels, then send me all the gen on that stuff too!

Use the form below to send me an email on any subject you like.

I read all the emails I get.  

This will also put you on my mailing list. You can unsubscribe at any time.  I don’t spam, nor do I sell your contact information to anyone else.  See my privacy statement for full smallprint.

Sorry guys, this works better on a bigger screen.  Please try on a computer or a tablet.

Or if you’re a real masochist, then hit those three dots, enable the desktop site view and turn your phone sideways.

But don’t say I didn’t warn you!

Use the form below to  submit your work for the Robot Army

I need the stuff in a pretty specific format to let the website work well and I need your help.  (I don’t have the magic powers of Instagram here.)   So please grab a coffee and we can take it step by step. If you don’t know Squoosh already then grab it now.  It’s free and it’s the best.

In case you notice these things, I have revised these notes a little since the site went up to optimize stuff – best compromise between speed and result.  If you already submitted a portfolio before don’t fret  – the differences aren’t too great.

First please prepare your logo.  This will look best in all the ways it is displayed on the site if it is either square, or a stubby portrait format but not any taller than 4:5 ratio (w:h). Make it about 350 px wide and compress it to no more than 50kB (target 20kB or smaller) for fast loading. If it’s square or rectangular make it a jpg. If any other shape or if it includes transparency then it has to be png. Use the BrowserPNG option and try reducing the palette to 32 or 16 colours.

Think about what link you want us to put on your logo.  Most people have their instagram link (copy paste it from your IG feed) looking something like this:


Alternatively paste the link from your website including the “http://” or “https://”  bit at the beginning.

The nine portfolio pictures must be in jpg format.  They will be seen cropped square in the gallery, but users can click on the picture to see them full size, full resolution, with a title and short description.  Please take some time to prepare the nine jpgs in Squoosh.  First resize the image to 1440 px wide and (that’s best but 1,000 px to 2,000 px is ok) Then, using the percentage slider, compress them to less than 300kB each  – the lighter they are, the faster they load – many of those images up there already are under 150kB.

Please give them each a title. It looks better, and optionally you can add a short description for each picture of about 20-30 words.

So if you’ve read this far let’s do this thing . . .


Please be patient and stay on this tab after you have pressed “send” until you get a success message.  You have just uploaded quite a bit of stuff here so give it a few minutes (remember upload speeds are slower than downloads)

Use the form below to  send me text and pictures so we can put up a page for you on the site to promote any Robo-Merch you have to sell. The way this works is very simple, give me some pictures and text about your stuff, I put a page up for you, and the page has a link to your online store.

I don’t need any of your security information or backend stuff, I’m just bringing customers though your front door to see what you have for them.

So, to start, please look at other Robo-Merch vendor pages on this site.  You’ll see that we typically have somewhere between three and a dozen pictures, some text and a description.  So that’s what you give me and I make a page for you. . .  Now read this:

It’s Free!

Why am I doing this?  Because I think this could be big.  I think I have something unique here.  If it takes off I might make it payable, but not without giving vendors plenty of notice, and right now I’m just testing the water.

So if you’re in, I’m going to need the following: (if you have an online store you’ll have prepared this stuff already – or you can just screenshot it from the store.)
Pro Tip:  Get all this stuff ready before you start filling in the form.

A page title, probably your IG handle followed a one or two word description of what you’re selling, or it might say “on Redbubble” etc, if that’s the way you do it.

A header image. jpg only. Cropped to 5×4 format portrait and 700px wide 850 high.  No more than 100kB.  You know Squoosh?  If you don’t, get it now.

Next, let’s have somewhere between two and twelve images. jpgs, all cropped to the same shape, either square or 5×4 portrait and 700px wide.  Make them all the same shape to look good in galleries on the page. Again no more than about 100kB each.

Give me some text for the body of the page; maybe some bullet points.  Note that we will mix the text and your images in a way that looks good.  This form isn’t clever enough to compose any page you might want to design.  Just give me a load of text and trust us to do something good with it.

Give me a short extract that will appear as a tagline below the header image.

And I need two links.  One will lead to your storefront on Redbubble or Threads or otherwise to the item on your own website that you are selling. Just copy- paste the link from the vendor website including the “http://” or “https://”  bit at the beginning.

Then a second link (same format) either to the “contact” page on your vendor website, or to your instagram.

Lastly, where do you ship from? At present we have three options, USA, UK/Europe, or Global (eg Amazon KDP, Printful or Redbubble) Need me to expand that list? I’d love to! Select “Global” meantime, and then when you have submitted this form, let me know using the Message tab on this page, and we’ll fix it.

That’s it; so let’s go:

Please be patient and stay on this tab after you have pressed “send” until you get a success message.  You have just uploaded quite a bit of stuff here so give it a few minutes (remember upload speeds are slower than downloads)